Me: Mom. Seriously. If I was a lesbian… I’d totally go for Rihanna.
Mom: Well thats kinda weird…
Me: Uhhh pretty sure you’ve said the same exact thing about Angelina Jolie…
Mom: Was I drunk?

Me: Mom. Seriously. If I was a lesbian… I’d totally go for Rihanna.

Mom: Well thats kinda weird…

Me: Uhhh pretty sure you’ve said the same exact thing about Angelina Jolie…

Mom: Was I drunk?

If I had the resources to leave and be well off… I fucking would.

If I had the resources to leave and be well off… I fucking would.

Exactly what my brain likes the think.

Exactly what my brain likes the think.

So sad right now I’m sick to my stomach. Fuck people. Two in specific.