Me: Mom. Seriously. If I was a lesbian… I’d totally go for Rihanna.
Mom: Well thats kinda weird…
Me: Uhhh pretty sure you’ve said the same exact thing about Angelina Jolie…
Mom: Was I drunk?
If I had the resources to leave and be well off… I fucking would.
Exactly what my brain likes the think.
So sad right now I’m sick to my stomach. Fuck people. Two in specific.
